do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My dick has a subreddit
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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