So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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