I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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