is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Randomize
