we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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