please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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