I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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