I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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