so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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