If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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