I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You dont lie about slip and slides
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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