So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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