He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
we're so committed to being not committed
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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