your thong is hanging out like whoa
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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