what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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