Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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