Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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