i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Floor bacon is actually really good
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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