i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Randomize
