you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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