my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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