I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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