is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I intend to get homeless drunk
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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