I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
