Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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