yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
