her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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