It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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