I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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