if i can run in heels then i can drive
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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