I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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