You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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