I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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