You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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