Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
