Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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