I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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