trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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