dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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