I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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