Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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