please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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