Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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