so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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