I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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