This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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