Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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