Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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