It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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