Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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