You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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