if only i could text you this smell
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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