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My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
This baby is an asshole
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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