I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
They are going to name an STD after you.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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