i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm bleeding and have questions
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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