a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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