Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
oh god the rape fog is back!
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i just google imaged poop.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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